Be Mine Sweet

Ephemera Description
Delivery of a Postal Item was attempted at your address on Valentine’s Day
Your postman Scrotte
Has been unable to deliver part/all of your package due to the following reason(s).
Be mine sweet figgit and I shall give thee a fine wurzle for your very own.

Notes
Style 1

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Be Mine Sweet
RPO-0001a
Issued around Valentine’s Day with Red Hearts

Keywords: Valentine; Scrotte

 

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